zippers are such a cool invention
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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