I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You don't make any sense
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After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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