You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Randomize
