You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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