Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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