so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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