That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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