oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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