Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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