They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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