when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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