Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Four minutes until I can fart!
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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