She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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