I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just high enough for therapy.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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