You can't special order awesome
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
