After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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