Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
kristin has been a bad kristin
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
No subtext here. People are naked.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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