What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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