Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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