awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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