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so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
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I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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