i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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