how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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