McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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