spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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