Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
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Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
please don't ironically join a cult
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