how do flat chested girls get laid?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
bring money and cleavage
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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