Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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