if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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