try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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