Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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