Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
