STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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