D3 body, D1 cock
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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