That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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