Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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