i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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