At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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