Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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