singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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