my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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