id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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