Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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