I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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