a bad idea.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.