Where did you get a picture of my penis
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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