My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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