Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
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