You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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