is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
