The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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