I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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Less talking, more tequila
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
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she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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