I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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