wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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